The Quill is Mightier than the Sword, Bro'Sup, coyote? Can I help you with something? I see you stalkin' me like a creep. You see me walking all slow and clumsy. Maybe thinking I'm an easy meal? Tell you what: How about you f--k around and find out? No, for real. It's just you and me. See what happens.

Thwap! Oops, I'm sorry. How does 30,000 razor-sharp quills up your ass sound? Yeah, didn't think so. Walk away. Yeah, talk shit while your buddies hold you back. Real brave.

Our supersoft cotton/poly blend crewneck has a regular fit, meaning not loose but not "body hugging" slim. If you prefer a baggy fit, consider ordering a size up. Please note: This blend will shrink about 10% in a hot dryer.